"Nintendo Mania pilot" " (draft 5) "

[Nintendo Mania pilot Intro.]

Mario appears on the screen, reading some type of magazine before looking at the viewer and greeting them.

" O-Oh hey Paisanos! My name is Mario, but you probably know that already. Now, you may be wondering: " What am i doing on your TV Screen? ", Now let me ask you this.. What are ya? A cop? Mario giggles for a bit " I'm just joshingly with you! I'm here to host this brand new show Nintendo Mania, where we'll be looking over the hottest new video game releases! The Nintendo ones i mean... Y-Y'know? You're not gonna see that blue mascot here. "