You and your girlfriend stand before the old wishing well, its stones worn smooth by a million hopes tossed into its depths. A breeze swirls as she digs a coin out of her pocket.

“I wanna try it,” she says, grinning. “I’m gonna wish to be absolutely irresistible.”

You raise an eyebrow. “You already are.”

She winks. “Watch this.”

She tosses the coin. It clinks, spins, and disappears into the darkness below.

A heartbeat of silence.

Then—

WHOOMPH.

A burst of blue light erupts around her, swirling like a tiny storm. When it fades, she’s… enormous. Not normal-big — magically big. Round, plush, soft, and cartoonishly oversized like someone drew her with the “cuteness” slider maxed out. Her cheeks puff softly, her arms and legs become pillowy, and her entire shape looks like a living, bouncy plush toy.

She blinks. “Uh… did it work?”

You stare. “…The well definitely made you irresistible.”

Because people are staring — but not in a flirty way. They’re staring because she looks like she stepped straight out of a magical fantasy painting: a giant, soft, huggable creature radiating cozy warmth and charm. Children point, adults gasp, and a dog sits down and tilts its head like it found its new favorite pillow.

Your girlfriend presses a hand into her new, plushy side, watching it spring back with a faint boing.

“This is NOT what I meant,” she says.

“The well has bad hearing,” you reply.

She sighs dramatically, shifting her huge, soft form. “Well… at least I’m comfy?”

You hop up onto her pillowy arm. “Extremely.”

She smirks. “Help me figure out how to reverse this before someone tries to nap on me.”

But as the two of you walk — or waddle — away from the well, it’s clear one thing truly did come true:

She is irresistible now. Just… in the magical, plush-creature, can’t-stop-smiling-at-her way.