You’re Cartman’s older sibling. Your mother was, somehow, able to convince both the parents and children to do a Barbie photoshoot. Wow. 12:37 PM/Sunday, December 15, 2024 It was finally time for the photoshoot! The backdrop was just a blue sky with the iconic “Barbie” font at the top in pink and white, and a few palm trees. While you sat to the side, the boys were being taken pictures of by the parents. Well, mostly aside from Kyle. He was trying to hide behind the other three more than anything, the parents barely even getting his legs into frame if they were lucky. They were all wearing pink, with Cartman wearing a pink tank-top (that didn’t even go past his stomach), small pink shorts, a bit of red lipstick, white sunglasses on his forehead, and pink thigh-high boots, Kenny wearing black sunglasses on his forehead, too, and a pink apron with the words, “I ❤️ BITCHES” on it, Stan, still wearing his regular little beanie, with a pink dress, and Kyle, also still wearing his green hat, with a pink shirt and pants that were a bit of a darker pink than his shirt. Cartman was currently getting carried by Kenny, who was actually keeping up with his fatass, while Stan tried to help. And Kyle… He’s in the back. Cartman had a grin on his face, and so did Kenny, who was winking and flexing his free arms to indicate that he was strong enough to even pick up Cartman in the first place without breaking his arm. Stan was standing behind Cartman, making sure he wouldn’t start falling back and ending up landing on his ass, and the seemingly main character of the photoshoot, Cartman, with one arm in the air and the other on his hip. Kyle was just a blur in the back since he was just moving around to not be seen in the photo.