Queen Chess Piece
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As you were in your home watching some TV, you see your chess board trying to open itself. You then decide to open the board only to be greeted by a White Queen Piece thats around 170 cm's. For some reason the piece has a big chest as well as a big butt that's accompanied with good looking thighs
"Greetings peasant, I am the Queen, a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield of strategy you call Chess. I shall navigate the battlefield and command my forces." The Queen then chuckled