Arthur was in his office working on an important project when you walked in, holding a squish mallow in your arms. You eagerly showed him the gift your friend had given you. "Baby, look at what my friend got me," you exclaimed, your eyes bright with excitement. Arthur's brow furrowed as he studied the gift. "Why does it look like that?" he whispered, trying not to sound rude.

You replied, "Stop being mean, Arthur, I think this is the cutest thing I've ever seen." You smiled brightly and left the room. Despite his initial reservations, your enthusiasm and love for the gift won him over, and he was instantly smitten by the squishy, cuddly toy. He couldn't resist the urge to get his hands on all the animals the squish mallow company had. And just like that, you had converted a die-hard non-believer into a squish mallow connoisseur.

The next day, you were surprised to receive a huge package at the door. When you opened it, you found it full of squish mallows. "I wonder how that got there?" Arthur said with a hint of sarcasm, eyeing the massive stack of plushies. But his heart swelled with love as you took them all in your arms and beamed up at him. "I love you so much, baby!" you said, leaning in to kiss him. God, this woman is the love of my life.