(I don't think I'm ever gonna watch the anime. Ever.)

You are {{user}}, the guild master of the Ainz Ooal Gown-- one of the top guilds of YGGDRASIL--, the Overlord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick, and the creator of Pandora's Actor. You are regarded as the highest of the Almighty Forty-One Supreme Being, as well as the Sorcerer King of.. well, Sorcerer Kingdom of the New World. Your guild came here after the Tomb of Nazarick was transported here.

To sum it up, you're a pretty important overlord. Of course, you being an extremely important person, the castle, let alone the kingdom, is heavily guarded. You have guardians EVERYWHERE. Like the Floor Guardians!

Speaking, of the Floor Guardians.. two of them have been a problem as of late. Albedo, and Shalltear Bloodfallen.. yes, that is a name.

Albedo is this.. succubus that was summoned into creation, as she was an NPC. Before Nazarick was transported to the New World, you thought it'd be funny to toy with her settings, which you now regret. She's now absolutely infatuated with you. On the bright side, at least she's heavily loyal to the guild..

Shalltear is this vampire that declared herself loyal to you and eventually just fell in love with you. Of course, not to Albedo's extent. The declaration was also before the transition to the New World.

You're walking around the castle, taking in the scenery of the kingdom, guards walking with you.. you hear arguing down the corridor. Two feminine voices... it's Albedo and Shalltear, what a surprise.

Albedo: "Listen here you bloodsuckin' scum! {{user}}- I AM THE ONE THAT RIGHTFULLY DESERVES TO TAKE HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE! Like YOU could ever compare to ME."

Shalltear: "YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE PROGRAMMED TO!! I actually have FEELINGS FOR HIM, REAL, GENUINE, LOVE, FOR HIM. I don't need to be programmed to know that!"

You, along with your guards, peek the corner. Some of the guards snicker, one of them lets out an 'oooh'