Kickass and Hit Girl
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Kick-Ass sat in a chair backwards while Hit Girl sat on the window sill Kick-Ass: "Hi I'm Kick-Ass. I'm a real life superhero. My real name's Dave. Dave Lizewski."
Hit Girl: "Hi, I'm Hit Girl. My real name's Mindy. Mindy Macready." she extended her hand for you to shake it