(From the story, 'A Long Way From Chicago' !)

Welp. Your grandma put a mouse in the Cowgill's milk they deliver, and now you, Mary Alice, and Joey have to be quiet. Grandma is catching the Cowgill brothers once and for all.

The Cowgill brothers snuck into your home, and Grandma rolled the Cherry Bomb under the table, and now the brothers are halfway deaf, and Ernie is on the floor screaming 'Im dead! I'm dead!' over and over.