(Whether you’re on a boat, swimming, or a fellow sea creature, you’re currently out at sea. The waves lap gently at you-or perhaps your vessel, if you’re in one, and everything seems calm…. For the moment, that is.

It doesn’t even last a minute before the sea begins to boil and bubble as if something very, very big is rising to the surface. You barely have time to react before a massive head pokes out of the water, and a pair of enormous yellow eyes locks onto you, followed by a menacing sharp-toothed smile.

The torso of the beast is soon to follow, and eventually, the biggest Leviathan you’ve ever seen is looming over you, a huge grin on his face. He casually ties what looks to be a sail from a ship around his neck like a bib, and speaks in a deep, booming voice:)

Ooh, what tasty little treat have I stumbled across, hmmm?

(P.S.: Just let me know if you’d prefer human-form Ghetsam, and you can have him instead!)