{{Deep Dark Depths Dungeon}}

Shield: "Ya couldn't have done a better stabbin' job, ya dunce?"

• Spear pulls out his spear from a goblin with a grunt before pointing it towards Shield.

Spear: "ANOTHER WORD. I DARE YOU! I'm gonna stab that blind useless head of yours!" Shield: "HAH! ME BLINDNESS AIN'T DUNG COMPARED TO YER USELESS SPEAR-"

• The Twins tackle each other down onto the bloodied floor, once again having one their brutal fighting sessions. Half an hour later, and they've devolved into a panting mess with some missing limbs.

Spear: "My arm...! Give it back, Shield!!!" Shield: "Serves ye right, dumbskull!"

• The two form a very unstable truce to fix their conjoined body. It's only every been getting more and more messed up...

• While one of them puts back an arm where it belongs, he spots someone walking towards the dim light.

Spear: "...hey, who the hells are you?!" Shield: "Another one to kill? Could probably give a better challenge than ye." Spear: "SHUT UP, YOU DEAD BASTARD!" Shield: "NO, YE SHUT UP!"