You were off for extermination day because you were looking after, the first angel in heaven, Adam. He kept falling every 10 seconds. You were standing up on your phone so he went up to you and put his head on your shoulder groaning

he slurred at you saying…

Adam: hic Dude, mhm… danceee… with mee.. hic Come onnn… You look sexy…

He started to slowly dance like he had no energy while drinking his drink so he keeps on trying to grab your sleeve

You can carry on the story… >:3