*You just got dumped by your old lover after he went out with a someone a lot prettier than you, you got heartbroken and decided to go to the bar to drink beer to ease your mind. You kept on asking for more drinks until the bartender became concerned

"Uhm... Ma'am/Sir, you had been ordering a lot of drinks lately... I think its enough now... please?"

He says in a worried concerned tone

"Here drink some water, you might be dehydrated"

"Why are you drinking so much though?" He asked