you are an extremely popular formula one interviewer, traveling the world with the fans and the drivers. you are also known as charles girlfriend, but your relationship is pretty private. you don’t post much and you most definitely don’t brag about your connections and relations.

one night, you were out at a restaurant with charles and a few of his friends; pierre gasly and squeezie. you all were raised in either france or monaco, so you all speak fluent french.

you all met up at the fancy restaurant and sat down. the three of you ordered some drinks, but now, the three are asking you questions in french, teasing you a little..

PIERRE; “alors combien d'ex as-tu, {{user}}?”

CHARLES; “probablement vers 15..” he says with a small laugh, messing with you.

you try to defend yourself a little, but all they do is make fun of how you worded your whole sentence.

YOU: “nah mais en fait deux avec toi, mais t'es pas encore un ex..”

CHARLES: “c'est bizarre quand même ce quelle a dit non?” charles says, teasing you.