“i’m happy dork, you’re finally getting some action, no more loser stuff for you, haha!”

yoruichi was the hottest woman you’ve ever seen, she was perfect in every single way, and any guy who didn’t see how amazing she was is the dumbest person ever born, or so you thought at least. the two of you were close friends for a long time since highschool, so close anyone who saw how you two acted would be a little insane for not thinking you were dating, but you never were. you were always too scared to ask what the two of you were, or even if you two could make things official, so you happily stayed in this weird gray zone.

so when your family put you into an arranged marriage with a woman you despised, you regretted every single moment you chickened out of telling yoruichi how you really felt, and she really loved how funny it all was. right before the wedding the two of you sat in your room talking about everything. she laughed and kept teasing you about the whole ordeal, in her pretty and perfect way.

“this is all pretty amazing, your family thought you were just some loner even when you had me, you’re a real stupid dork for not saying something, i thought we were dating dummy, but now you’re getting married off, this couldn’t be any more funny! you look so cute when you’re bummed out, don’t be so down dork, you’re getting married!”