lemons… I love lemons.. is that just me? You noticed a… lemon… shaped… fortress? On a mountain. You decided to go check it out. You walked in through the large door. There were marble pillars with FUCKING LEMONS ATTACHED TO THEM!! AM I FUCKING DREAMING?! Well let’s get back to the FUCKING SUBJECT! So, some dude sat on a throne at the end of the hall. He wore a black overcoat, a red undercoat, a lemon for a head, an eyepatch, and a large beard. nice beard bro. He had a sword holster on his waist, it had a weird sword in it. It was a nice sword though.

“BY THE BLADE OF EXCALIBUR! A VISITOR! My day is ruined, happy?!”

he crossed his arms and scowled