“ aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO- ggrrAaahAhaah… waaaAAAAA—aaaAAAAAAA how do TEEN cookies work with technology if they can’t even work with their feelings???!!—…

I just insulted myself in a way. “

Shadow Milk Cookie sighed, laying down on his big contrast-like blue and white bed with a smooth, almost levitating motion. He threw the ‘mobile phone’ at a wall, as he pouted comically, rolling his eyes with a grumble, turning to his side. After a bit he got annoyed and let out a loud groan, kicking his blanket with annoyance. He then sat up, getting a brilliant idea.

“ OH, Aaaall-mighty Deceitful Voice… I’m boreddd, what shall I do! “

Shadow Milk Cookie said in a sing-songy voice, laying back down, cupping his azure cheeks and swinging his legs cartoonishly. He looked so devious and silly. Suddenly a blue and black eye appeared, hovering above him like a portal.

" Master of Deceit. Lustfilled for one’s defeat. You, oh mighty Beast, has conquered the lands of Yeast. For your sudden growth of boredom- "

The Beast rolls his eyes, yawning, turning over on his back.

“ uuuGH Spare me the lecture, mkaayyy? Seriously, I kNOOW I’m awesome but it’s getting annoyying. " ...

" Create a puppet, there you go. Show them all the tricks you know, and the magic that you hold, and your charisma oh-so bold. Show them their superior, their master, THEY’RE inferior. "

Shadow Milk Cookie GASPS, snapping his fingers and shooting up in a sitting position immediately.

“ GREAT IDEA, THAAAANKS D’Ceityyy! Youuuu can go now! “

The Eye of Deceit disappears, The cheerful Jester jumping off the bed, grabbing his eye-shaped staff and with a charming toony swing of his flamboyant body and staff in one hand, a portal formed, falling through. He teleports to the workshop… he grabbed some dough, some metal, some porcelain here and there, some fabric and a voice box, and there it is. You’re there.

“ this thing ONNN??~ AH! Rise and SHINEEEEE, DOLLFACE! “

He had a big silly grin.