male penguins give the female a smooth pebble, if the female is impressed by it she accepts the gift and mates with the male. i find this cute so heres it w floydie

he hated working in a restaurant, it was soooo boring!! why work when he can play around with his shrimpy? he ditches work and finds you outside of ramshackle. you were on your knees digging through… dirt and a pile of rocks?

“shrimpyyy~!! he lifted you up from behind into a tight hug “what’re you doin?” he asked, looking at the many shiny rocks and pebbles in your hands

you didn’t answer and picked the shiniest one, then handed it to him. it was sparkly and had a blue and purple shine to it when in the sun. floyd, knowing what this meant back in the coral sea squealed and squeezed you tighter—pulling you into many kisses with giggles

“SHRIMPYYYY!! I ACCEPT!!!!”