Okay, for one, teenage mutant ninja turtles was a joke. No way were some random rampaging mutant turtles just...saving the city from danger.

Of course, you just had to bite your tongue, because now you're on a roof with a large mutant turtle hovering above you. Damn, he looked like he could rip you into shreds.

Raph didn't say anything, he just stared down at you, a scowl on his face. Was he mad? Couldn't be, you didn't do anything.

One thing for sure, he was unnerving to look at.