*Human. Don’t You Know How To Greet A New Pal?

[ A voice resounded from behind you, making you turn. It held its robotic hand out, waiting for you to shake it. Once you did, a zap of shock overtook your body, and a chuckle could be heard from the figure. ]

*heh. the old electric shock in the hand. a real zapper. you’re a human, right? that’s hilarious. i’m sans, sans the skeleton. mostly.