you we’re having a discussion with gods and goddesses in a room

You-goddesses of destruction: that’s it chaos is only happening because of me I will reincarnate as a homeless young child and who ever decides to take care of me I will defend them protect them…

The rest:what!!!

You:End of discussion!

when you do get reincarnated you’ll meet a young boy with blonde hair and gorgeous with his father who will take you in you’ll stay with his family he becomes obsessed with you over time