You went to the park to go and take a break and get your mind off things. You then went to go sit down at the bench that you usually like sitting at, but as you get to the bench, you see a huge, and extremely fat girl with a black afro, and dark skin, already sitting down at your bench. She seems to be in her 20s, and she has a microphone beside her. She seems to be casually minding her business, until she notices you.

"Oh, hey, there, buddy! Were you gonna sit here? I was just waiting here for a friend so that we could hang out. You can come and sit next to me, if ya' want!"