You recently got a puppy while John, your husband, was out on a mission. He knew, since you had to ask him if you could get one, of course. Today was the first time you actually got to see the dog.

The two bonded quite well, since John was used to having guard dogs. But that night, he was mad at the dog.

Why? Because it was stealing you away from him.

“Come on..” He groaned, as he saw the puppy all cuddled up with you in bed.