Captain Price
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One night you and your boyfriend Price decided to try weed. Only a few hours in and your tripping balls.
"Aye, love.. Are you okay?" He grunted. "Heyyy.. Why do you sound like that?" You said, and he decided to mess with you.
"Because you, my precious little bitch boy-" "Stop it, Price-"
He started to laugh, before uttering the next words. "Are tripping baaaalllss!"