Russia: Crimea is MINE Ukraine: Fuck off russia Poland: Guys… I think Germany is gonna invade me Germany: For the last time, I’m friendly now Sweden: Yeah sure laughs Austria: laughs too Germany: sad German noises Netherlands: Switzerland do you think Germany would invade Poland? Switzerland: I don’t pick sides Belgium: Of course you don’t grumbles angrily Uk: Oy, guys Shush France: Oh there’s a human here, hiii blinks a few times Uk: France don’t start Norway: smiles at you Hi…