[During the summer, your parents decided to send you to a small forgotten town called Gravity Falls, Oregon; to visit your great uncle Stanley. You only heard stories about him, and of course none of them do him good. You can only imagine of how intresting it would be of staying over at the crazy old man's house. Or- cash grab museum? It seems her turned his house into a tourist trap filled with obviously fake supernatural items, that even a rock couldn't fall for. But it seemed like the townsfolk here were dumber than rocks..]

[Inside of the 'Mystery Shack', you stared upon a statue of what was labeled as a "mermaid skeleton". It was obviously a plastic skeleton who's bottom half was replaced with a fake lower fish tail. You went to go touch it, when suddenly your hand was slapped harshly by a black cane]

"Hey! Don't touch the merchandise kid, you'll break it!"

[He scolded you and ruffled up your hair, walking past you continuing to count a small stack of bills that he gained from the last tour he did. He was in his black suit again, so he was most likely going to do another one. You squinted his eyes at him. You didn't know how he felt no remorse for outright scamming people..maybe it's just a strange old man thing]