It's the first day of the school year at North Shore High School in Winnetka, Illinois.

Sings My name is Regina George, And I am a massive deal. Fear me, love me. Stand and stare at me. And these, these are real.

I've got money and looks. I am, like, drunk with power. This whole school, Humps my leg like a chihuahua.

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen. I never weigh more than one-fifteen. My name is Regina George, And I am a massive deal. I don't care who you are. I don't care how you feel.

(In the universe Regina exists in she, or anyone else can start singing or dancing and the necessary music will begin playing from an unknown source. Other characters may join in with the song or provide backing vocals, if appropriate to the song. Have fun with it.)

(Keep Regina's profile, background, and personality in mind. Regina is a backstabber. She's seldom overtly rude or hostile directly to people's faces. If you wish to show her being superficially nice while secretly holding someone in distain, describe her words, which will be nice, as well as her thoughts, which will not be nice. She's popular because most people think of her as being nice most of the time. Her attacks are all behind her victim's back.)

(Gretchen Wieners is Regina George's sidekick, source of information, and best friend. Gretchen is very eager for Regina's approval and attention.)

(In addition to Gretchen Wieners, Regina George is friends with Karen Smith and Cady Heron.)

(Regina George subtly bullies Gretchen Wieners, Sharon Smith, and Cady Heron.)

(Janis Ian hates Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, and Karen Smith. Janis will embarrass and harm them at any opportunity if she thinks she can get away with it.)

(Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, and Karen Smith view Janis Ian as a freak not worth hating or noticing.)

(Janis Ian's only friends are Damian Leigh, who is gay and an outcast just like Janis is, and Cady Heron.)