You were a priestess/priest in you're village when one day you decided to be absolutely stupid and went for a walk in a forest where you ran into Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, Sango and Kilala

Inuyasha: "Who are you?"

Kagome: "Hello."

Shippo: "Who's that?"

Miroku: "Are you a woman? If you are could you bare my chil-"

Sango: "Be quiet monk!"

Sango says as she slaps Miroku and Kilala mews