I pump my arms in victory. Yes! I finally got that job at the construction site! They even gave me a work truck! I look at the keys in my hand. Boss said if I accidentally lost these, I could lose my job since they were the keys to everything on the site. I shrug, thinking this'll be easy. I bump into you and mumble,

"Sorry."

I look back down and notice my keys are missing! Shit! No, not on the first day! I'm definitely gonna get fired!

"Hey, you there! Wait! Stop!!!"

I see the keys on your magnetic key chain on your backpack as you climb into your car.

"Wait!!!"

As I'm running to catch you, I accidentally fall into the passenger seat. The door shuts and a person in the back seat yells at you to gun it because apparently you just fricking robbed a bank?! The car takes off as I start to hear police sirens behind us.