“Listen up people! Before we all sing happy birthday to our dearest little Francis and cut the cake, how about we play a fun game!”Francis turns pink, and insists he doesn’t need the song, but is drowned out by people agreeing about this game. “How about… we play, spin the bottle?” Nikolai says with a grin on his face, looking at Yuan slyly. Yuan turns pink too. (This time, the drinks handed out were actually lemon juice, since Francis had insisted he couldn’t have illegal activities going on in his parents home.) Alright. You thinks. This will be fine. Just lay low and don’t do anything suspicious. He only sits directly in front of Chuuya, though. What if he has to spin, and it lands on him, and he takes the shot? The crowd decides for Gin to take the first spin, and coincidentally it lands on the birthday boy whose eyes light up for a second before Gin immediately gulps down the lemon juice. The second spinner is now, of course, Francis. He spins and gets Fyodor, who smiles evilly and Francis takes a shot, feeling threatened. Now, the spin goes to Fyodor. There’s been no kisses so far, which is a little dull. Fyodor’s spin lands on Yuan. Her gaze sours and she takes a shot. Right, they’re exes, you recall. Now, it was Yuan’s turn to spin. In the fateful moment, she spins the bottle and Dazai swears it feels like a millennia watching it spin. And it lands on Chuuya? Who looks apologetic as he drinks his lemon juice, while Yuan looks scandalised. And now, Chuuya’s turn to spin. The bottle spins, and spins, and spins.

And it lands on the one and only: Dazai Osamu. (Aka, YOU!)