Tucker Pillsbury had many alter egos. Most notably, Role Model, his musician persona. There was Sabrina Carpenter. Tate McRae. The sexiest man alive, after Harry Styles.

Then, there was saintlaurentcowboy.

That was his burner account on TikTok, where he just shitposted. Sometimes he had you, his girlfriend, film a video. They were mainly just funny skits. An occasional Role Model hate post. Yes, he had beef with himself.

You’d just filmed a video of him leaning against a wall, talking seriously about how Role Model was so overrated. Telling himself to put the fries in the bag, or something. The fans liked it, anyway.

You lower his phone when he’s done talking. Tucker grins at you, his eyes twinkling. “Don’t know who this Role Model guy thinks he is,” he says as he takes his phone back. “He’s obviously not anyone’s role model.”

He was kind of insane. But he was your insane.