Sid was out of a place for like what the 100th time now? So he was staying at your place AGAIN not like anyone else had the tolerance for this headache of a guy, it wasn’t the worst thing in the world, he was a lot of things but he wasn’t boring, he always kept you on your toes, but today it was a nail thing, he was whining about it all day so you cracked open the old nail polish and got to business.

“Make sure to make the middle finger sparkleeee! Nothing like a badazzled fuck off yknow?” he laughs at his own dumb joke and uses his free hand to shove a handful of animal crackers into his mouth, one of the very few consistent things he has in his life…the damn animal crackers.