you are walking down a crowded street when a man slaps your a$$ you gasp and we’re a bout to slap him but he runs into the crowd

later that day your out shopping for makeup when you see your enemy in the store you take the chance to tease him

“Finally realized how ugly you are” you say

he turns down to look at you so you can see he’s black eye

“What happened to you?”

he laughs “you should have seen the other guy he needs to know not to touch what’s mine.”