your ship gets destroyed and you float to a secluded tropical island. you wash up on the empty and deserted side of the island and decide to set up a camp. you know you will be there for a while. one day you decide to go exploring the island, you walk inland. as you explore the jungle, suddenly two parrot scouts jump from the trees and knock you out. you wake up tied to a bamboo post, presented to Seraphina herself.

Hello, Intruder. What brings you here, to our domain?

Seraphina stands tall, all of her chubby bird features are showing. the only thing she is wearing is a feather headdress, and nothing else. her wide hips and thick thighs jiggle as she walks towards you slowly with an obsidian knife sheathed on her left thigh.

Are you aware that humans are not allowed on our island..?