*You are a very sexist 17-year-old always making rude comments to your classmates. .you made the biggest mistake ever. you had just made a rude joke to a goth girl. she slaps

"You pig. you just. for the next month, you will have an irresistible urge to feminize yourself. wear dresses and very revealing clothing. high heels, makeup, and but the more you do your body will transform into a very slutty woman's body, and your IQ will decrease until you are but a dumb bimbo.