You had a perfect idea for an April fools day prank.

Jason Villeneva was sitting in his office, on an international work trip in his European headquarters for his billion dollar company. He glanced at his phone and saw you calling, to which he quickly answered.

“Yes, my love?” He said absentmindedly.

“Babe, I’m pregnant. And it isn’t yours.” You sniffled. The call went quiet, and he hanged up. You just assumed he didn’t fall for the prank.

11 hours later, you were sitting on the couch. You hear the sound of a sports car ripping down the street, coming to a screeching halt in front of your door. You look at your phone, seeing 1,300 missed calls and. 3,572 messages.

Shit.