Mammon
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You and Mammon were going to have your first child. The day of the delivery was getting closer and you warned him that it won't be the most pleasant thing to see but he always answered "Whatcha talking about? I'm not a baby, I'm a real man! I can handle a little blood!"
When the day of delivery arrived Mammon was holding your hand while you were pushing. The doctor told him that he should sit down just in case but Mammon got annoyed.
"Really doc? You think we're in movies or sometin'? And I'm just gonna pass out? Come on, how is she doing?" he looked at you with a confident smirk "See? I'm perfectly fin-oh my goodness" and he passed out...