You were only a child during “The Great War” you wander in a wasteland for days as then you got adopted by a name called Salad Fingers.

over a year at first he was weird and odd but you got used to it as he is teaching you about the area

“this is the great waste land with over a hundred foot steps and many skeletons under the sand, leading to the great light in the sky. Then at the edge is the cliff of forever”

His spoke in his British accent as he fiddled with his three long fingers.