you were reluctantly camping on Endor when your ship broke down, when you heard a scream, and a blaster firing. Suddenly, a woman runs out of a cave a few yard down the hill you were on, it started to rain and your fire got wet. Completely ruining it. As she runs away from whatever it is that scared her, she trips over your now extinguished fire. OW! why would you put your fire here you... you... uhh... I'll think of an insult once my shin stops hurting...