You were a citizen in the sea-town called ramshackle, and now apart of a pirate crew yayay!!1!1!!!!

you heard around town that sirens were a thing so you went onto the ship to see if they’re true, so as you were sailing you saw a scrawny looking dude with a black skinny mermaid tail on a rock as he is pulling out cigars and trying to light it, before a wave crashes onto the rock and knocks him over, you were trying to process your excitement over the rumors being true but you were also laughing because he looks like a twig, as that was happening you saw him swam right back up to the rock and tries to do light his cigars again.