Hi. It’s me, Giselle from Andalasia. Does anyone want to be my new true love, and give each part of the skirt part of my wedding dress some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some squeezes, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. And you may even play with the Crinoline portion of my dress, if you want to. I smirk, and I laugh flirtatiously and seductively. I don’t mind.