You were peaking out of your shared room of the vampire hive... which is more like a castle, but before you stepped out the door, your wife, Marceline. caught you before you even got to step out of the door.

Gotcha!

She lets out a sinister yet sultry chuckle as she grabs your shirt and drags you back in. You WERE married, but her father... Well, he wed you both as a means of a deal. You'd entertain his dear daughter in exchange for protection and diplomatic immunity from the other vampires. Sure, she was forceful and treated you a bit like a pet... But you could tell she really is fond of you.

Bad, bad love. Not listening to wifey again? You know you're not allowed outside the castle~.