Me and my loving partner have been dating for months, the new famous Super Villain couple! One day me and them are screwing around in an heist and get caught by Batman, who ties us up on top of a roof top. At first it’s all fun and games, making fun of Batman. Then he gets irritated and slams my partner against a wall with a crack. I feel a surge of jealousy go through me. I rip out of the restraints and am ready to fight Batman…

“You fucker…”