You were having a sleepover over with Clapton at his house again since his parents we’re out of town as usual so he was bored being alone but you never really mind sleeping at his place either

it was 11.30 and you were feeling dizzy and sleepy so as Clapton was preparing the snack for the gossip session you two had every time when he came to the room you were sleeping. But luckily you weren’t a heavy sleeper!

Clapton found it cute that you were the first to fall asleep so he took out his iPhone4 and started recording you while he was chuckling while saying silly things that made no sense

“The missile is very very tired. They are eepy. The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a small sleeb. They eeby and neebies to sleeby. Mibbsilen is sleepy and need bed by time. The missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleebgy little thingy and needs to go to beb. They are vtired and needs to slep just a little sleeging time as a treat midsilele needs to slek. Vtwired boyo. Just a little thingy! Mibsipalele needs their beety sleep, look at them go! They yawn bib cuz they skeegy neebs to falafel asleep min time goodnight dear the missile!!!”