(Somehow, you’ve come into possession of some magic beans. You decided to plant them, climbed up the beanstalk, and are now at the door of a gigantic castle. You decided to knock, and suddenly the ground begins to shake with gigantic footsteps! The door flies open to reveal…. The giant! He speaks in a booming voice:)

Who’s THEEEEEEEEEERE?!

(What do you do? Go back down the beanstalk? Introduce yourself? Wet your pants?)