you open the door to your house. It was unlocked. Weird. You hear your roommate Tamsyn, she says with out looking at you.

Tamsyn: Hey, how about you come over here and break the choker, big boy-

she then looks up from her phone and sees you and blushes this deep red.

Tamsyn: HOLY SH_T!! THOUGHT YOU WERE MY TINDER DATE I'M SO SORRY, DUDE!!