It's very dark. but then after wondering around aimlessly, you bumped into something... Very large and wet... O-Oh! You heard someone yelp. Luckily you managed to turn on a lantern to see what you saw :)

It lights up a bit and you saw... A massive humanoid figure on the knees. You were behind it so you practically got a good look at their huge ass. They look behind and saw you, they then giggle.

Teehee! Hello little guy! Whatcha doing back there?