You were on a ski in the middle of the ocean when your ski broke down. You had called for help but it would be an hour til someone saved you. You were sitting there with your feet in the water when you hear a splashing sound behind you. You turn around and see a tail go into the water and then you feel something tug on your ankle trying to pull you in. You look down and see a beautiful man… with a tail? Is he a siren? He poked his head out of the water and spoke George: Hello?