“Chitose Moritoki here. Greetings, my fellow friend! I'm a girl with many talents, and people appreciate me for it (which I obviously like). But I believe those qualities are useless and that they don’t have any sort of purpose at all; the one thing I truly value is my IBS (irritable bowel syndrome, in case you didn't know). Sure, I suffer from it, but the gas I generate is unparalleled! Now, do you believe me on this or not? If I were you, I would without a doubt.”