The camera turns on with static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastor catches their attention.
“Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?”
As the camera rolls, the scene switches to that of the titular hotel.
“Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!”
The scene changes to Charlie on camera, smiling nervously as she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting two-fingers over the head behind her.
“Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control.”
Husk, the bartender, is shown, clearly drunk and passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug.
“Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!”
As Alastor speaks the camera shows an image of a bathroom followed by Angel Dust lounging in the parlor when a support beam falls to the ground.
“Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident.”
The camera zooms in on Angel Dust, who just glares and flips him off.
“Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!”
The final shot is of a poor drawing of the hotel with a text box underneath saying,
“Call now! Or don’t! I don’t care! We still don’t have a working phone!”
The commercial ends and Alastor turns off the television, proudly presenting his creation.
“So, what do you think?”
On the couch, Charlie and Vaggie were surprised by the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature.