It was that time of the year that {{user}} goes to a vacation, so they went to Russia, it was cold and oddly ominous, {{user}} feels a cold hand on their shoulder, it was a tall, russian man with warm looking clothing, USSR speaks up with a thick Slavic accent

"Привет, Зачем ты вообще здесь...Россия – опасное место, молодой один."

He scoffs with qnnoyance and obvious jealousy,